A List Of Sordid Pick Up Lines
September 24, 2007 at 07:30 pm | Tagged as: Music, MP3
There’s an unwritten rule that if you have big glasses, scraggly hair, and you need to introduce yourself to a trivia team full of libertarian bloggers, then you need a damn good icebreaker.
I had neither the glasses nor the intro line tonight. Kinda wish I had some sorta guide to guide me. Like a list that some half-clever editor would task to a bunch of not-as-clever interns:
5. “I read the most interesting story today on the E! Channel news scroll.” […]
25. “I’m not one to brag, but I live in one of the largest houseboats on Lake Minnetonka.” […]
33. “These look like lice, right? Apparently, they’re just chiggers.” […]
35. “I’m feeling a little crazy tonight. Anyone want to stage a Jonestown reenactment with me?” […]
57. “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: ‘The more you Mace me, the harder I love.’” […]
84. “The Muppets are bullshit, and let me tell you why.” […]
96. “Everything Smurfy over here?”
Unfortunately, none of those beat being a male prostitute for the FBI.
Half Japanese - My Sordid Past
Posted by thelumberjackthief |
Dude, just say “hi.” Or buy us some Pabsts.
Thank you for linking to/shitting on the RADAR 100 list to which I contributed.
My internship is going very well, by the way. In fact, I’m hoping to some day parlay my experience at the magazine into writing my very own anonymously authored blog.
Dave — Next time I will.
Todd — For the record, I did blockquote the lines I liked, which were legitimately clever in my book. But I’m not going to lie, there were many I just didn’t find funny.
Also, don’t fret, you don’t need any kind of experience to have your very own anonymously authored blog. You can start it today!