In Honor Of Our Man In China, Call Him Challenge
October 24, 2007 at 05:52 pm | Tagged as: Music, MP3
The Lumberjack Thief, mysterious as he may be, has sources all over the world feeding him information, allowing him to spout off in a haughty Marty Peretz-ian manner about whatever he damn well pleases. Just like Marty, I don’t need to actually know what I’m talking about, I just need to sound like I do.
For instance, my man in China — David Stearns — informs me of what I can only assume are the most common English names used by all Chinese children:
Senson, Winson, Wyman, Jeckool, Cherry, Neo, Solo, Armstrong, Tree, Binary, King, Kobejordan, Lip and Flash [sic to all]. I’ve also met Key, Lockra, and Ice through the English Lounge and English Corner; and other teachers have related two more winning students’ names: Cabbage and Challenge.
Beyond his efforts in introducing redheaded children into the Chinese population, Stearnsy is also an amateur Scientology enthusiast, which can be challenging as he bruises easily, and they don’t much like non-professional enthusiasts. Evidence:
L. Ron Hubbard - Funeral For A Planet (Yes, the Scientology dude)
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as a fellow redhead, I am skeptical that his marks are from his scientological self-flagellation’s and rather from the beatings he received from his step father.
Unity brother! Don’t hide from the past
To the bobble-headed commenter above:
I’m not hiding behind the past. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this: I am neither a scientologist self-flagellater, nor an abused redheaded step-child. I just happen to have bad balance and accidentally fell into a door knob. That’s all it is, I swear.