The porn industry, as represented by Hustler’s Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis, is now asking for a government life line.

Though I doubt they’ll get what they’re asking for. But that doesn’t matter at this point. The real important thing is the puns to which their request has led:

Porn Industry Goes Limp, Seeks $5 Billion Federal Injection

Francis and Flynt Hustle Congress for Porn Bailout

Porn Moguls’ Limp Bail-Out Plea

Flynt and Francis: Flaccid Porn Biz Needs Gov’t Pumping

Mr. Smut Goes To Washington

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